John Kelly.jpg

John Kelly

John has finally been given the role he was born for, “Gardener”. Literally: it’s his middle name! Well technically his middle name is “Gardner” but whatever. It was the sixties, and there were drugs, and I guess spelling wasn’t a priority. Besides, it seems since Dan Quayle that potato has an optional “e" at the end, why shouldn’t gardener have an optional "e" too?